I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Silver Lining

Posted on Wed, Jan. 19, 2022 at 11:14 pm

I can’t believe I’m going to say this: Covid kept me safe for two and a half years because you couldn’t plan one of your epic, moochy holidays. Must have killed you. Now that restrictions are lifted, I brace myself as I watch you plan your next trip. I hate you and don’t want to see you. Go away with your religious haughtiness and narcissistic, self-serving ways. I see right through your sorry assess. GO AWAY cheapskates. Professional holidayers not welcome.

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You really went too far, you bitch

Posted on Wed, Jan. 19, 2022 at 07:09 pm

You actually complained to DH because I hurt the feelings of your husband and his friend, who believe that women shouldn't be allowed to own property by thenselves, that women should be forced to marry certain men as a punishment for "speaking without permission," that women who have had abortions should be forcibly sterilized, that there is no such thing as rape, that women should be imprisoned for reporting rape, that black people should be imprisoned for insulting white people verbally, that LGBTQ+ people should be deported to Saudi Arabia, that liberals should be "deported" to Hawai'i and thrown into the volcano? Didn't you call me "mean-spirited" and "evel" for standing up to these men? Well, it totally backfired. I found the email you sent to DH about me, and I sent it to DD, along with your husband's incriminating misogynistic, racist, and homophobic posts. She was already on the fence about you, and she told me months ago that "I'm not sure Grandma is a good person." I'm pretty sure she's ready to toss you in the burning dumpster along with your train-wreck of a reactionary husband, his reactionary friends, and his reactionary daughters.

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Inheritance

Posted on Tue, Jan. 18, 2022 at 08:17 pm

It is hanging over our heads. Never spoken exactly but the threat is there. Why can’t I be superficially pleasant and go along to get along?
My fil may live forever
There’s probably no significant money anyway. Sick sick sick On many levels

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I've Got Your Number

Posted on Mon, Jan. 17, 2022 at 10:05 am

It would seem that years (nearly decades) of observation (and trial-and-error) has brought us to this place where your actions and motivations are so transparent that they can be anticipated. If it can glorify you then you'll act however you need to. Your Shame-vs-Pride quotient is balanced, and as a result you can wear the look of the martyr and patron. We have no need for such titles or reputations. We're just trying to survive. I'm not sure you fully appreciate that. We all know what the currency of the realm is right now (according to you), don't we?

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Longevity

Posted on Sun, Jan. 16, 2022 at 09:24 pm

Why I am so lucky to have arrogant in-laws who will live to 100. These people have tormented me psychologically. Mil and Fil. are early 90s now snd going strong. Their joy is belittling me. I am not proud that I look forward to when they meet their maker

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Quotes

Posted on Sun, Jan. 16, 2022 at 08:42 pm

This too shall pass!
Let it go!
God don’t like ugly!

Unfortunately, computer trespassing leading to cyber harassment lasting years didn’t pass or wasn’t let go even by them.
If God doesn’t like ugly, I’m guessing God isn’t too fond of their type of pretty either.

Maybe the next quote should be “Live and let live, do harm to no one”.

Who am I kidding. I’m sure they will continue to do harm in one way or another.

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Please just go away

Posted on Sat, Jan. 15, 2022 at 11:01 pm

Your son died over 3 years ago. Why are you still in my life? I can’t stand you. You have no boundaries and I see right through you: you don’t want to see your grandchildren. You just want another cheap holiday, you mooches. Go away.

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You think you've won

Posted on Fri, Jan. 14, 2022 at 12:26 am

But you haven't.
The only reason I stayed with your sorry ass excuse for a son was because of my kids. I knew you'd all be the most vile, despicable, disgusting people when it came to them and I was right.
You did a shit job of raising your son and the same goes for his siblings. You all need serious mental help. You're all nuts.
Well, unfortunately for you, I am seeking advice, not only to help my children but also to see your son suffer like he's made me suffer.
Then I'll be taking advice from the law to see what I can do with the rest of you.

You will never see my children again.

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Dear inlaws

Posted on Thu, Jan. 13, 2022 at 01:30 pm

It amazes me how you have a savior complex because you adopted 3 of your 5 children, my husband being one of them. And yet, all 5 of your children have suffered the most intense psychological and sometimes physical abuse I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing. Some have become addicts, others enablers of your sick game, but all very damaged. Because of this, dear inlaws, it astounds me that you want to continue to put the blame of the family falling apart on me for wanting as much space away from you as possible and for providing your son the love and appreciation he has always been worthy of. The funniest part of all however dear inlaws is how since you reared the ugly head of your true nature to me so early. You have no idea that when we DO have children of our own you will not once ever be left alone with them. Not to mention visiting time in general will be incredibly brief. I don't trust or respect you. I can only hope you both feel lonley and regretful after the consequences of your actions find you.

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Mandated attendance

Posted on Thu, Jan. 13, 2022 at 08:37 am

Another demand we attend a family party. We live 1300 miles away.
Of course my husband feels we must. Do I dare disturb the universe?

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