Literally. No neck, smells like hot, rotting garlic, and snores like a cave man. Shnoz so big, I could put my big toe in one nostril with room to wriggle. Made a yummy burrito buffet with all the stuffings the other day, and why did yours come out looking like a 10 pound infant. It's not a wonder you can't breath. Grotesque I say.

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