I Hate My Inlaws!

Do not leave messages

Posted on Sat, Sep. 04, 2021 at 07:05 pm

We still have an old answering machine for Lord-knows-what reason. Stop leaving my husband messages on it. I delete them. You know his mobile number.

Yes, I know I said that your husband has the IQ of phytoplankton. Actually, I lied. Phytoplankton are autotrophs. They photosynthesize and make their own food. Your husband just sits there and waits for someone to bring him a plate of food, then he shovels it into his mouth. He actually has the IQ of a jar of vaseline.

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