8. Pour gasoline on myself and light
a cigarette
7. Go skydiving with no parachute
6. Swim in a pool of razor blades
5. Rip off all my finger nails
4. Flush my eyes out with acid
3. Blow dry my hair in the bathtub
2. Stick my head in an over at 450 degrees
1. Go to my parents house cause at least they are not psycho!

I will not ever come over to your house you sick sadistic jerry springer freaks!



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