***Something thats been on my mind lately***
I look forward to the day that I get to place my MIL in the old folks home. Every time she starts in with her crap I smile and think about how happy I will be when that day finally comes. I will find the darkest, oldest, crappiest place known to man. My DH works long hours so he will not be able to assist me in finding this "assisted living center." I will drop MIL off, kicking and screaming, without even stopping the car. I will simply nudge her out the door as my tires squel around the curb. As I drive by with my middle finger out the window and in the air I will smile as I watch her roll and tumble into the arms of a burly orderly who immediately injects her with a sedative. I'm sure that I will also be laughing uncontrollably. Then, I will do the macarena the whole way home stopping only at the closest bar to buy everyone inside a round of drinks.

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