I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Truth Finally Emerges

Posted on Sat, Sep. 11, 2021 at 11:25 am

My husband is an alcoholic. Has been for at least the past 10 years. The lies that he has told his parents and family to protect their vision of him have completely estranged me from their family. I have been NC for 5 years now.

Now my husband says that he's told everyone the truth.

* I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
* IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE DRINKS
* WHEN HE FELL IN THE KOI POND, IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK, I DIDN'T PUSH HIM AND I TRIED TO GET HIM OUT.
* HE HAS DRIVEN DRUNK WITH ME. HE DECIDED TO DRINK A HALF BOTTLE OF VODKA WHILE I WAS NAPPING ON A ROAD TRIP
* HE HAD AN EMOTIONAL AFFAIR FOR THE FIRST 6 YEARS OF OUR MARRIAGE WITH A WOMAN HE'D HAD RELATIONS WITH BEFORE.

NOW do you see why I kick him out, yall? MIL, FIL - - how's that enabling working for you? Will you ever hold your son accountable for what he does, or will you continue to make the the scapegoat? Baaaaa-aaaaaaaa, bitches. I don't mind. I stopped trying to have a relationship with any of you weirdos. Ya'll are too matereialistic, judgemental, and just plain mental. I can't hang.

I am glad that my name has been vindicated, though. Until you figure out something else to blame on me.

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Ha ha you wish

Posted on Fri, Sep. 10, 2021 at 06:51 pm

Oh, I see your stupid posts, you manky bitch. How presumptuous of you to suppose that we would seek your forgiveness, let alone your trust. You were the one who conned my MIL into disinheriting her son (my DH) and substituted your butterface daughter for her own granddaughter. Then, when that wasn't enough for you, you had to pursue your batshit crazy, convicted felon biological mother whom you hadn't seen for 30 years. That's how pathologically needy you are. LOL. I remember your maudlin posts when you turned 40 ("men will no longer find me an object of desire!") Aren't you married? Why do you need multiple men to deem you a sexpot? It's not as if you ever were one, even when you were 30. I have a picture of you next to a picture of your cockapoo. The resemblance is astounding. No forgiveness sought. No trust or friendship desired. Zero fucks given.

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Your favorite child

Posted on Fri, Sep. 10, 2021 at 09:13 am

You want us to split up.
Don't think I don't know it.
You accept your son in law for being an alcoholic.... when isn't he drinking. Oh wait that works for you because your an alcoholic as well.
Your favorite son he's your pride and joy.
His lazy wife is your favorite. Your always helping them aren't you.
You know why you help them... because if you didn't they wouldn't be able to maintain their marriage.
Did you know your son had sex with escorts on his bachelor party?
He's SUCH A GOOD BOY! isn't he.
🤣

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Country Grammar

Posted on Fri, Sep. 10, 2021 at 07:48 am

My favorite thing about you is how you were a public educator for 30+ years, yet you cannot differentiate between the possessive "your" and the contraction "you're".

Good heavens! The thought of all the children that must have been left behind.;)

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Bully

Posted on Wed, Sep. 08, 2021 at 11:43 pm

Your a bully
You put people down to lift yourself up
(Even though your a 300+ lb) balding woman
Guess it feels as good as eating a bag of family sized chips.
To you the bags never half full its always half empty.
You look miserable
Act miserable
Talk miserable
You disgust me
You may try and use and abuse us but you use and abuse food and booze more . Keep hurting yourself. Your a real winner.

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P.S

Posted on Wed, Sep. 08, 2021 at 06:03 pm

By the way dear bil. You know how you hate your MOM? And how selfish she is?Haaaaaaaa! YOU are JUST like HER!!!!!!!!!!

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Hope

Posted on Wed, Sep. 08, 2021 at 06:00 pm

I hope you can repair the damage done with your brother. Your and your materialistic bitch wife think it's all my fault, but it's not. You have known for years that I am an introvert. I can be around people for short amounts of time but for days on end is not something I am comfortable with. Just because you are his brother doesn't mean you are entitled to everything you want. We would have helped you just not the way you wanted. By the way your nephews don't appreciate you either. If you're homeless of course we would take you in, but you're not! YOU didn't have hot water. All you talk about is camping. Pretend you are camping in your house next time your power goes out. Yes we have a generator but can only power some of the house with it. Also our house isn't that big and we have 2 dogs that for 1) don't like other dogs and 2) are not comfortable around many people let alone 2 female dogs, you, your bitch, and your. For four fucking days!!!!!!! You asshole, all you think about is yourself. You would have known what size our house was but you canceled a day before we moved.. I know you would do anything to make my life better since you weren't there to help.. The shit you said about me. I watched your son for almost 2 weeks. It was supposed to be 1! But I know you think only of yourself. Oh how generous of you to bring your brother 2 gifts and nothing for me. I know, I know I am the bad guy. I won't kiss your ass. I WILL set BOUNDARIES. You are family but life doesn't revolve around you. Wife and children come first. You act like I control his life. I don't. He does what he wants, when he wants, and with WHOM he wants. I don't control him. Maybe it's you that's the problem!!!!

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Baby Boy Is Back Home

Posted on Tue, Sep. 07, 2021 at 08:24 am

Congratulations, inlaws! Your baby boy is back home.

He was so drunk last night, he couldn't find his keys and blamed it on me. I didn't hide them, but I think it was a blessing from God that he wasn't able to drive. He did manage to find his phone,though,and WALKED his drunk ass to the street corner and waited for Daddy to come get him.
The ENMESHMENT is real!!!
FIL, just keep him!!!!!!!!! Keep him up your ass where he's all warm and snuggly. F both of you; I have finally gotten to the point where I can say I hate you both. BYE FELICIA

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You've never experienced . . .

Posted on Mon, Sep. 06, 2021 at 08:21 am

a "white" person calling themselves "European American?" Well, I have. There were about 1,000 of them who marched on August 11, 2017 screaming that"Jews will not replace us" and "blood and soil." Some of them were even members of a white supremacist organization known as "Identity Evropa." How quickly we forget. You (SIL#1, SIL#2, SIL#2's husband, and SIL#2's FIL, and SIL#1 and #2's aunt) are a bunch of narcissistic, mean, angry, self-righteous, phony Christians. Why my MIL loves you so much is God's own private mystery. MIL's not even related to these people, whereas my DH and DD (who presumably are related to MIL, although now I'm not so sure) get short shrift and abuse. What was it she said to him? Oh yeah. "You're not getting out of this one" (some stupid family obligation). And to her? "Don't screw up all the hard work we did keeping you alive." Stay away from them, or I will have to play the role of the Carter family when the dope dealers came for Johnny Cash.

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Husband’s relatives

Posted on Sun, Sep. 05, 2021 at 06:11 pm

I don’t like them.

At all

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