I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Good riddance!

Posted on Sun, Nov. 28, 2021 at 06:20 am

I have never been happier to see someone leave.

Yesterday MIL was kicked out of our house before her visit could really begin. You came while sick to visit a newborn baby. You thought you would get away with it. “It’s just a little cough.” WTF?! You only wanted to take pictures with the baby to make you look like a doting grandmother. You don’t even like children. You said so yourself while I was pregnant. My SO is your only child and you can’t even be bothered to call unless you need something.

Well, we NEED less of you in our lives. You were supposed to stay a week, but we kicked you out and you were so indignant. After all of the crap you’ve pulled over the years, this felt like just desserts!

When you left, SO and I spoke and we both agree you are never staying with us again. If you come visit you have to get a hotel. Since you always cry poor, I guess you won’t be visiting. You’ve leeched off of your child enough. They are done with you, and so I get to be done with you as well! Finally!!

I felt sorry for you after your husband died, even after all of the mean things you’d say to me. When I pointed them out to SO they would always make excuses. Now SO has realized that you might do the same thing to our child. They don’t want you in our child’s life. Win!!

I’m sure you’ll tell everyone it was my fault. If it was, I would totally take the credit. But no! You get the credit for this one. Congratulations! Good riddance!

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Loss of brother

Posted on Sat, Nov. 27, 2021 at 10:53 am

Hey bil, if you truly loved your brother you would man up and apologize. You are not entitled to anything you want just because you are his brother. Don't treat his family like shit. Bad talk our children because they actually acted like children. Look in the mirror and you will see the little bitch that you are. Ready to grow up yet? Apologize and all will be forgiven. I am sorry for everything you have went through also, but remember your brother and I have had a difficult time lately also. Just consider our feelings too. I know he misses you but is still upset. Just apologize.

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Schadenfreude or God Complex?

Posted on Sat, Nov. 27, 2021 at 12:02 am

Seem to get joy or some type of self fulfilling prophecy from the illness or death of someone.

Don’t realize they too are human and the same thing could happen to them or their loved ones at any given time.

Don’t seem to have room for God in their kingdom yet mock those that do.

It doesn’t take an “intuitive” to feel that type of negative energy.

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Happy Dead Turkey Day to the Ex!!

Posted on Thu, Nov. 25, 2021 at 01:09 pm

Dear Ex,

You will look quite the fool going to your brother’s upscale house today. You will be surrounded by HIS family - wife, 3 kids and grandkids. And here you’ll sit there with nothing to show for. You lost your wife and adult children to divorce and we want NOTHING to do with you, ever again and that is on YOU.

Your narcissistic older brother loves nothing more than to outdo you and cause turmoil at every opportunity yet squeals for help when he needs repairs and you come running to him.

You’re still his little minion. You will never change.

Yes he will no doubt rub it in your face today with his bountiful family surrounding you while you have no one.

So enjoy your empty shallow Thanksgiving, I know I certainly will!

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Refreshing

Posted on Thu, Nov. 25, 2021 at 06:33 am

So grateful since hubby and I disengaged from his family, that holidays don’t turn into a pissing contest about who’s food is better. By the way it was my husband’s idea to get a gourmet ham, the one you all agreed didn’t taste as good as your free bonus ham you got for spending X amount of dollars at the grocery store (I thought a gourmet ham was too good for you).

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Toilet Relatives of Husband part 3

Posted on Thu, Nov. 25, 2021 at 01:31 am

I couldn’t make this up!

Are you sitting down?

Update, now he is enjoying a outdoor fire in a portable fire pit located next to his random toilet facing the front of our house!

The toilet works as a chair for his entertaining needs.

Who wants to go sit on his toilet and have some beer with him?

He has s fire going and the “seat” of his honor is available!

Any ladies want to try to find such a catch? He is right across the street! Going fast!

Please take him home and keep him! We are willing to “share.” Yes, the toilet 🚽 is even included!

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I Don't F With You

Posted on Wed, Nov. 24, 2021 at 06:31 pm

No, my daughter and I don't want to come over for the family dinner. Your son doesn't either, but he will out of obligation. I don't know what excuse he made for us, and I don't care.

We had eggrolls and my spam fried rice. No Fs were given. We heard how cramped it was with all the spawn there. I enjoyed the alone time with my daughter and the peace in the house.

I'm thinking we will skip Christmas, too. No hard feelings; there's just too much that's gone down and ya'll don't like me and I don't like any of you anymore. Let's not try to squeeze into your house so I can watch all of you talk over each other. Peace OUT!!!!!

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Hosting Thanksgiving

Posted on Wed, Nov. 24, 2021 at 04:06 pm

So far, I only have my brother and father coming.

I'm praying that NONE of the inlaws show up tomorrow. I've heard that FIL was hospitalized and got out today.
I passively aggressively told my other BIL and SIL they're invited, but I really don't want to deal with loud kids. I hope they are busy with their family to not come.

The NIL is in prison this year. I couldn't care less about the toxic BIL and SIL, they're in another country.

And I hope that other BIL is truly suffering... his ex wife is in jail and his daughter with another family. And I hope they shut him out, so he knows what it's like to be so lonely, due to his actions. Haha.

Thanksgiving gonna be great, I hope!

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Hey Mil, remember …

Posted on Wed, Nov. 24, 2021 at 08:26 am

…. how you belittled me for cooking for my dog back when I was newlywed and naive? (I cooked a egg a day for my dog back then.)

Then, you insulted and humiliated me and I stopped cooking for my dog. Sad, because it brought me joy and my dog enjoyed it as well!

However, 28 years later, you are banned from visiting our home. What do you dogs eat? Healthy pet safe food that sometimes includes safe for dogs people food.

However, once a year when my husband’s company bought everyone a ham or turkey, guess who gets the ham or turkey? Yes, we chop the entire ham and give them each a little each day verses offer the ham or turkey to you!

Thanks for asking for our ham or turkey! I would rather it go to the dogs than you or the rest of his relatives!

(We don’t like ham or turkey.)

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How does it feel . . .

Posted on Wed, Nov. 24, 2021 at 01:09 am

to know that you are such a substandard person that I have to be strong-armed to spend time with you? My MIL forces you on us, and when I tell DH I don't want to see your nasty ass anymore, he threatens me with divorce because a refusal to see you is a refusal to see "My Sainted Mother." I noticed that you stopped posting your usual racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, homophobic rants on social media about a month ago. That's pretty sus - apparently, after I saved your posts and sent them to DH, he sent them to Sainted Mother and she took you out to the woodshed. I'll tell you what, you racist, peckerwood, redneck, inch worm, needle-dick motherfucker! I already know what you are. We will never be friends. So you might as well have your nasty, bigoted fun with the few people in this world who actually give a fuck about you. If only you would go spend the holidays with them and stop plaguing us with your noxious, odious presence.

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