I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Posted on Thu, Dec. 02, 2021 at 02:27 am

Why force interactions when you can’t be civil? Why call my home then hang up when I answer? thank god we no longer have a landline. Why couldn’t you let us live our lives without trying everything you could to undermine our marriage? I can only come to the conclusion you thrive on chaos.

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See ya!

Posted on Thu, Dec. 02, 2021 at 01:15 am

Year after year you invite us to spend our vacations with you and year after year I have said yes - but not anymore! You are a cold, critical woman and I will never understand how or why you became a teacher because you clearly cannot stand children. To you all kids are just sneaky manipulators and should be "seen and not heard." Well, my kids are old enougb now to see you for who you really are and after our visit over Thanksgiving, they don't care to ever see you again. You are only happy when you are controlling everyone around you. Remember the time you brought the hungry hippos game (as well as a box of other toys for the kids) but got angry when the kids played because the game was too loud and you packed them all away within 2 hours of our arrival? Screw you and your controlling ways! I can so live without your constant commentary on how everyone is eating too much or your not so sneaky gossip fests about whoever happens not to be in the room at the time. You don't want an actual family, you want to be able to say to your friends that your grandkids came to visit and that's all. It's never been about a relationship with anyone, it's always ever been about YOUR agenda. Well, take your judgemental, control freak generated agenda and shove it up your wrinkly ass!! I'm out!!!

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Long Lost SIL

Posted on Wed, Dec. 01, 2021 at 09:05 pm

DH received a random email today asking about our whereabouts and well being. Did she read the comments on this site perhaps?

He closed his social media account in 2013 due to computer trespassing tracing back to the wicked ones of the northwest and former associates from metropolis who were probably monitoring them at the same time.

People who felt justified by monitoring our internet activity without consent while cyber harassing when the opportunity arose on public forums I visited just to read comments including this site. They should have gotten a Masters Degree in Gaslighting by now with focus on emotional and psychological abuse.

Peace of mind was lost, paranoia was created and trust was broken while the keyboard warriors trolled on for years to come without accountability for their own actions while committing computer crimes in the state they reside.

I have been on the outside looking in as always and prefer it that way to protect our health and wellbeing which suffered as a result.

I will let your brother know you sent him an email in case he doesn’t see it himself. It’s up to him whether he responds.

Guess who?
You already know who it is.
“Horse face”

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From Church of Christ FIL Not Biblical Whatsoever

Posted on Wed, Dec. 01, 2021 at 11:17 am

When I told my Church of Christ FIL why I wouldn't be attending his birthday dinner tomorrow. His 50 yo son is an alcoholic and has been causing havoc for sos many years with lies and indiscretions.
From me:
XXXX, I want to wish you a very happy birthday. I won’t be attending a dinner, because XXXX is currently on a bender. He was so drunk last night we couldn’t go get our tree. He ended up on the couch, unable to get up, throwing up into a bowl all night long. I honestly love you and XXXXXX, but I just want to stay home.

From FIL:
I'm so sorry to hear this.
May I SUGGEST you leave him this time and let him see what life without you there is like. He will not like it I know that. Him leaving obviously has not been working.
I do not see how and why y'all continue on this journey of him falling off the wagon, leaving, regretting it, him coming home and catching your wrath for doing it.
30 days later it happens again.
Church has not stopped him, neither his love for you.
MAYBE....your leaving him will make him realize what he is losing.
Please consider it, take a trip, get a room anything to get away from him. Don't call, don't let him know where you are.
I hate to see both of you waste your lives living in turmoil and living with someone who no longer makes you happy.
Life is too short.
if this is your decision, I hope the split would be amicable, peaceful and fair.
Time for the ugliness to stop.
Please know I do love you and will support whatever YOU decide.

Okay, but I think we all know you just want me to leave your son. Here's what I actually wrote as a response, though:
"This is not what my Biblical Counseling has told me. I’m going on their advice. I love ya’ll."

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Shallow Souls

Posted on Tue, Nov. 30, 2021 at 11:43 pm

Put others down on a superficial basis while wearing a mask to cover their own flaws thereby revealing their true nature.

A recurring pattern that has caused people to walk away in the past, present and most likely in the future as well.

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Another in-law update from the toilet 🚽 in-laws

Posted on Tue, Nov. 30, 2021 at 07:42 pm

The sister of the toilet in the yard in-law has made a announcement.

First let me share that she knows who the dad is in one of 3 of her current children and that she gave them to her parents to raise. She likes the acts of partying and getting pregnant but not so much the responsibility of adulting.

She is pregnant 🤰 again and she knows who the daddy is however he likes using illegal drugs and prefers partying over parenting. He doesn’t want her other children around.

Now, she is having his baby.

At least when she visits her sibling across the street with frequent potty pregnancy issues, he has a toilet located steps away from where she parks!

Convenience and she knows who the baby daddy is this time.

I will be calling cps on the situation to protect the baby. The baby doesn’t stand a chance with two drug using parents who love to party more than parent.

She let her 3 year old play in the street and roam around the neighborhood unsupervised before she gave her daughter to her mom to raise.

I would of called cps on her to save the 3 year old but then she found the illegal drug using boyfriend didn’t not want to be part of playing daddy.

The in-law situations with his family are never boring.

One would wonder why we are no contact with them!

Hmmmmm…. I don’t even admit to being related to “them” by marriage and act as if I don’t ever know them.

When we moved here, I was told by someone that this in-law was the town - - - - and before that her mom held the tittle.

Yes, I don’t know those people!

Maybe they could use the spare toilet as seating if they have a baby shower though!

Her brother the toilet 🚽 in yard neighbor has one!

Ladies, who like alcoholic party animals, he is still single!

He is free and comes with a toilet. Hurry! Interested people please take him!

Also, you have a shot a raising that in-law’s sisters baby! She doesn’t care who takes the baby. She needs to party!

They call it baby sitting. It really is child dumping and running.

Oh, those people are “special…”

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Gloriously Quiet Holidays

Posted on Tue, Nov. 30, 2021 at 11:20 am

What a wonderful Thanksgiving it was without any of you around to spoil the milk.

We're looking forward to Christmas without you as well - and thank goodness for that! Every year it is so peaceful to spend time with my family, who have always been so wonderful to us (and welcomed my husband into the family with love, unlike how you all "welcomed" me).

I did things a bit differently this year, as you'll soon discover. I had already planned to exclude everyone on your side of the family with only a couple of exceptions. Those exceptions are because the people in question have shown consistently over the course of the year to be in touch, communicative, and pleasant to deal with.

What you did do was done to glorify yourself, and that's fine but just realize that we're well aware that you didn't make any efforts to personalize it for us, and it will be treated as such.

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Free at Last? Well, maybe

Posted on Tue, Nov. 30, 2021 at 03:28 am

My fears about the post-Thanksgiving dinner were unrealized. I didn't have to say a word. You were unreasonably nasty to the wait staff and my sweet, sensitive daughter confronted you about it. Then you made up lies about my beloved niece's adopted country (and her awesome husband's homeland) and, when DH and DD interrogated you about that, you were unable to articulate a legitimate reason why, according to you, that country is so very bad. You said, "but the city people don't get along with the rural people." GEE, YA THINK? Not like the Good Old U.S.A., where everyone is one big happy family. You finally admitted that you just don't want DD to go to university there. Pro tip: if you want your granddaughter to feel closer to you, and you want her to stay in the U.S.(where you and your husband continue to befriend one horrible misogynistic and homophobic man after another), maybe you shouldn't constantly neg her, put her down, and give her inappropriate and cheap birthday and Christmas gifts, all whilst praising your step-grandchildren to the skies and spending ridiculous amounts of money on them. The same goes for your son; you treat him like a minion whilst you treat your bitchy step-daughters like gold. (I regularly refer to him as "Cinderfella.") Just a thought. Take it with a grain of salt, like you always do. But you will have a rude awakening when you find out that your son and granddaughter are finally onto you, and they know you're shite.

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Stoner Shopping

Posted on Mon, Nov. 29, 2021 at 12:49 pm

I must be high, because I almost purchased you that really nice brand lotion set you love for your son to give you on Christmas. Then I realized it would be more fun to not buy anything and to see what sad, pathetic gift your son comes up with on his own!

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I hate you all.....Part 4

Posted on Mon, Nov. 29, 2021 at 07:50 am

First, just let me express that I hate you all.

Thank God for COVID, I didn’t have to endure any of you last year. With any luck I won’t have to this year either…. And it’s looking very good, fingers crossed.

SIL #4, “it’s called KARMA, and it’s pronounced ‘ha ha, f*&! you’”. And it struck again…. you got COVID, go figure. Too bad it didn’t do you in. It’s obvious you didn’t use any of that time to reflect on how you treat others and how you recruited the rest of your family to hate me and not talk to me. That’s right, I forgot, your self-righteous, holier than thou character prevents you from stepping back and taking a look at yourself and your actions. What kind of church do you go to anyway? Apparently you aren’t learning anything like:

Ephesians 4:32
“Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.”

1 Peter 4:8
“Above all, keep loving one another earnestly, since love covers a multitude of sins.”

The things you can learn from the Bible. Kindness, compassion, love and minding your own business.

Step-DIL, nothing gripes my ass more than “I will never make my kids love someone who doesn’t ask about them or is a part of their life”.

Let’s break this down, “I will never make my kids love someone who doesn’t ask about them”. Is it necessary? Your husband, my 38-year-old stepson, calls his Daddy EVERYDAY. I’m sure if there was anything we needed to know it would have been brought up in those conversations.

“I will never make my kids love someone who is not a part of their life”. You have made visitation by appointment only…remember? We are not to drop in on you and you will not drop in on us. Every visit must be pre-planned with meals included. We are not allowed to buy your kids gifts we want to give them; they must come from the list of expensive gifts you provide us. You’ve made it impossible to bond with them and you absolutely suck the fun out of everything!

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