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Father in Law for SALE

Posted on Wed, Sep. 30, 2009 at 12:56 am

For Sale: Used FIL, large, brown/grey, 1950's model, does not work well with women, is partially house trained, except when an occasion (including a bbq RIGHT outside the house) might present the opportunity to urinate outdoors. Unit is fully self-aware, unfortunately the "awareness of others" feature is broken. Not an effective communicator, or companion, as this model was manufactured in a poor environment in a Louisianna slum. Defects include, but are not limited to, sudden outbursts of anger, hurtful pointed commets, temper tantrums, manipulation and pouting...yes, pouting (apparently this unit was never upgraded from the "infant" model). May be an effective paper weight, bottle opener, and door stop, but USE CAUTION in door jam, as the unit may attempt to use you as the door matt. Price reduced due to age, but retains much of it's original value as the brain portion is virtually unused. Any takers???!?

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