I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Do Keep It Up!

Posted on Tue, Sep. 19, 2017 at 10:58 am

I know you most probably read this page, you insufferable goblin. And I hope a knot stirs in your stomach. You probably have to read the stories to your cretin of a husband as he has a potato for a brain.

Well read this-keep up being a sarcastic troll, making silly childish comments as you are giving us good reason to keep a distance from you. Every single time you make a spiteful comment you further remind your son of why you aren't wanted in our home more often than you are. We are happy as is the atmosphere here. You turn up and that's messed up. Basically, you leave a bad vibe behind, you bore 'Us' with your shitty interference and forceful, ignorance and misery.

Now you might feel a twinge reading this and will think this is about 'You', and think being nice on the phone will be enough to secure future visits from now on.

Wrong!!!!

If you cause anymore arguments or issues in my home when physically here, you will not ever be invited back. And that's a guarantee!

Last warning!

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I hate her!

Posted on Mon, Sep. 18, 2017 at 08:39 pm

I've been with my fiancé for a year now. When I met him he was a mess, he was living with his mother yet hey wouldn't have any type of conversation whatsoever, they would be arguing all the time, he was using his moms car to go to work and was using drugs. Why I stayed with him I don't know but what I do know is that after a few months maybe 2 or three he quit drugs and he started talking to his mom he moved out and after maybe 9 months he was able to get a better job and a car. You would say That after all of that they would at least respect me but nooo!!! SIL is a pain in the butt she comes up with things and starts talking to his family about how I mistreat him and I don't let him make decisions for himself which is not true! She wants him to go to her house every day to see his nephews as if they were his. I hate that they think he is always free and can do anything at any time without any type of warning, they want him to drop everything and go to cook outs he had no idea were happening as if we don't have our own plans. Every time we go to his moms house she starts talking about how ever since we moved in together he doesn't visit her or goes everyday to her house! And the sister omg! She can't even say hi to me she ignores me and rolls her eyes at me and then has the nerve to say that I'm the one that is doing that to her I can't even go to his moms house because of how uncomfortable they make me feel. He had an appointment today and we were supposed to be out and about because it's our day off but no! We can't because SIL need him to pick up her kids from school and take them to OUR apt and take care of them until she's done having fun with her MIL and I am currently pissed and in my room wondering at what time she's gonna decide to come pick them up

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Watch Out For That Glass Castle!!

Posted on Mon, Sep. 18, 2017 at 05:38 pm

Dear FIL,

I appreciate that now that you've retired you've found church again. I've been with your son for 11+ years and up until now, I've never heard you mention a peep about going to church. I, with no sarcasm, truly do think that's great. Everyone needs Jesus.

HOWEVER - -

Just because you are Church of Christ and we're not doesn't mean we're going to hell. By what you sent my husband (who has ENOUGH on his plate right now, just trying to not be an alcoholic) in that text message, you are flat-out saying the only way to get into heaven is to be Church of Christ?!? Do you know how that sounds? We are not Satanists; we are Southern Baptists. Also, by your rationale, not only are we going to hell, your daughter, grandchildren, and great grandchild are as well! Oh, and your wife's saint of a mother, who was Methodist and our sweet next door neighbor that could quote you any verse - - she's in hell, too. You also said Billy Graham is going to hell.

I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE THE SPIRITUAL AUTHORITY ON EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE! Now, turn off those BeeGees that you like so much because I don't think Church of Christ people are allowed to listen to music with instruments! I would also delve deeper into the Word and I do believe there's a little piece of Scripture that says "Judge not lest ye be judged".

The more you do this to my husband, the more he runs from you and your wife. He just sent me a text about your hypocrisy. It's driving him CRAZY, which then gives him an excuse to drink, which then DRIVES ME CRAZY.

JUST STOP ALREADY. Enjoy your church and let us enjoy ours.

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Who 'Does' That??!

Posted on Mon, Sep. 18, 2017 at 10:38 am

Ruffles their GROWN sons hair??? Oh yes, that's right, YOU!!!!

You are not right in the head. And your son HATES THAT!

Fool.

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Hate My Husband's Mother!!!

Posted on Mon, Sep. 18, 2017 at 02:48 am

Well it's Official (I've been told it's "official", if it's on Facebook) I saw a new study on Facebook that said, when Grandparents are part of their grandchild's life "GRANDPARENTS WILL LIVE LONGER"...WTF...ARE YOU KIDDING ME...WELL, FUCK FUCK FUCK...MIDDLE FINGER TO THE SKY...FUCK MY LIFE!!!

- IF YOU CAN IMAGINE A GROWN ADULT, THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW...

...STOMPING MY FEET, SCREAMING & YELLING, ACTING LIKE A CHILD THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM AND SAYING "THIS BITCH (MY HUSBAND'S MOTHER) IS NEVER GOING TO FUCKIN DIE"!!!

WELL FUCK, THERE GOES MY DAY, MONTH, YEAR, THE NEXT YEAR, AND THE YEAR AFTER THAT!!! FUCK THAT "STUDY"!!!!!

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Those noisy boys

Posted on Sat, Sep. 16, 2017 at 10:09 pm

I always knew that my MIL hated watching our boys when they were small. On the rare occasion that they would watch the boys you could tell by body language that she was glad to have them gone. It was confirmed when she spent sometime with her great grandson. After he left she commented, " Ahh peace and quiet, I always felt this way when the boys were little they were so noisy and I was always glad to have the house back to normal"
My spineless FIL tried to make a save and said it was a joyful noise, but it was all for show.

What they didn't count on was me telling my sons what she said. After they found out what she said and another incident of her not inviting any of us to a family function, they cut all communication. I guess she always got what she wanted, peace and quiet.

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Have fun being the goldens but it will cost you

Posted on Sat, Sep. 16, 2017 at 06:05 pm

Yep that's right sil,you and bil love to brag and rub our noses how you and your kids are the favorites.Pil bought you a house,take you and the kids on vacations and little trips,resurants.Christmas they spent way more on your family than all of DH brothers' family combine.Bitch mil only acknowledge yours and your kids birthday out of all of us dil and our kids.But know this,my dh alcoholism has gotten worse.I know you count on him to do the dirty work all awhile you reap rewards but this will soon come to a screeching halt.My dh husband won't be able to take care of himself in a few years so that means your lazy, spoiled asses will have to do it.Yep that's right.I know most likely your other brothers won't do it so this mean all on you and your kids.I won't lift a finger to help nor my kids who were treated like crap all these years.And soon my drunk useless husband will be mil/fil problem because I won't be spending the rest of my life with this toxic shit no more.

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Evil Toad's DIL

Posted on Sat, Sep. 16, 2017 at 03:30 pm

Please check in. Has the old SOB finally checked out? I wish my FIL would! ;)

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Burning with anger!

Posted on Sat, Sep. 16, 2017 at 02:02 pm

I hate hate hate living next to my in-laws. Ughhh... FIL is burning every piece of freakin wood knocked down from Hurricane Irma. I had to turn off our A.C. Because the smoke is getting into our living room. And when I grabbed the huge fan from the shed the smoke just covered the ground everywhere. Just pisses me off so f-----in much that I have to lock down my baby and me in the bedroom to avoid breathing the smoke. F--- U---- old man! Everyone says you are an A-hole behind your back. When we buy our house don't come calling us up to bunker down from the next hurricane. Enjoy your white-trash double wide redneck paradise!

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Woof woof

Posted on Sat, Sep. 16, 2017 at 10:36 am

MArried 35 years with veiled insults and some overt from MIL.
MY DH ignored them until I got beyond fed up as my MIL and FIL are 90 and apparently are going to live forever.
THe best one was her telling me our Labrador retriever has a better pedigree than me. My parents didn't go to college but my siblings and I did.
I have kept my mouth shut and used the silent treatment to keep the peace for grandchildren and family harmony.
BUt this year I am refusing to go for Thanksgiving
THe best thing we ever did was to move 1000 miles away from them 35 years ago. Of her 3 sons my DH is the only one not divorced.
A big point of contention in our otherwise pretty good marriage is that he never stood up for me. But he agrees not to go for thanksgiving this year.
I've never understood why she mistreated me as I raised 3 nice kids worked throughout our marriage supported DH when he was out of work 3 times and raised the family in DH religion
I Am very careful with my own DILs not to be a witch and try to be supportive no matter what.

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