I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Face the consequences

Posted on Mon, Feb. 27, 2017 at 06:37 pm

You make it so clear that you favor your other two sons' partners over me all the time, in subtle but hurtful ways. I don't know if you use this to try and guilt trip us into spending more time with you, or what. But I'm not going to then spend every weekend to see you, following you like a little puppy saying "please like me as much as the other two, I'll see you EVERY holiday and weekend if I have to." That is EXACTLY what you want, but it's NOT going to happen.

I wanted to believe I was just being silly, but your latest attempt at making me jealous of them proved me right. Trying to make me jealous and spiteful of the other two so that I maybe try and one up them of how much time I spend with you. What is wrong with you?

Just know that your son will only go and see you and your family if I go along with him. All those times we saw you and went to famiy functions after he moved out, was because I agreed to go. If I'd hhave said that I didn't want to go but he was welcome to go, you wouldn't have even seen him. I'm thinking that from now on, I just say that I would rather not go to things, but that he can go if he wants (knowing full well he'll say he'll only go if I go).

You want to play this game, you manipulative jerk? Then face the consequences.

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"borrowed" money

Posted on Mon, Feb. 27, 2017 at 04:03 pm

Mil, could you please not ask to borrow money anymore? Because I don't mind the fact you borrow, I mind the fact you never pay back. We have our family and kids to look after. My dh works hard for his money. Yes you're his mother and he helps you out when he can. But don't you ever think it takes great effort to lend you the money and we count on getting it back? I don't remember how many times I've had to sacrifice my plans because you needed money and never payed back. Like not getting to celebrate our anniversary, or having to get the 20$ cellphone instead of the $100 one because if DH buys me a phone he has to buy you one too, or not being able to FINALLY spend just 60$ on ME, because I'm the mom with the same shirts for 5 yrs and same jeans and shoes. Id like to be able to actually buy myself a NEW and cute outfit for once.

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Sucked in

Posted on Mon, Feb. 27, 2017 at 06:45 am

Hey IL's,
STOP sucking me into your trashy family problems.
I really don't care who's stabbing who in the back. I really don't care if you guys are at each others throats. I REALLY don't care if MIL is crying about it because at the end of the day it's her fault. Fight it out among yourselves. NO one else in the world cares. You people are so trashy and backwards. My DH has a family of his OWN and has for over 20 yrs. Leave him out of it. If you animals don't know how to act civilized without having to be told how to, well then there's no hope for you idiots. You dumb asses honestly can't go ONE fucking day without making drama. Just live like NORMAL people for once. You idiots are draining and exhausting. Just leave us OUT of it!!!! Just leave US alone!!! Just GO away already!!!

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In Laws From Hell

Posted on Mon, Feb. 27, 2017 at 01:09 am

Barely a month after marrying their son (DH), both FIL and MIL asked money from him. This qould go on every month or so, and would extend to their other relatives (siblings, cousins, nephews and nieces). Makes me wonder if they think of DH as s person or an ATM ready to dispense cash to them. All my in laws are pathetic, lazy parasites who would obligate DH to send money regularly despite the fact that FIL receives pension from the government. My FIL is a stupid, arrogant SOB who would rather splash bottles of rubbing alcohol than take a daily shower. My MIL who is now dead (good riddance!) was an equally stupid, submissive lazy bitch who, despite never having worked her entire life, never kept her house clean nor learned to cook a decent meal. Gay BIL and 2 SIL are still a pain in the ass, and I can't wait to see all of them die.

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My in-laws came straight from hell

Posted on Sun, Feb. 26, 2017 at 07:47 pm

Dear MIL and FIL,
In the beginning I thought all was well. I tried my best to impress you and show you how much I loved your son. I thought you two were receiving of it and noticed how much I tried with the family. From bringing dinner to laughing at your dumb jokes. I thought all was well in La La Land. I should have seen the way you guys talked crap about everyone from relatives to friends, that I was NO exception. I still tried but I was ignored and you only reached out to your son. I thought I was going crazy and still tried to put on a smile. But from MIL telling me how much you loved his ex's or FIL making indirect comments about my weight (which I don't believe I'm fat, no fatter than your fat @$$ at least), I realized I can't stand you two. I no longer want that relationship with either of you and cannot wait for your final departure.

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Stop forcing me to have Baby

Posted on Fri, Feb. 24, 2017 at 09:26 am

You stupid woman!!!

Stop forcing me to have babies!!

You know very well as we explained several times how financially horrible our situation is to have a baby, although you don't need to know our personal stuff!!!

Stop blaming us that were incapable of having a baby!!!

You're not going to be the mother of my future babies!!!

Just shut up and shut the F*** up and mind your own gossiping business!!!

Mind your own buying extravagance in YOUR f***ing money business!!

I don't want you to come over if I have a baby!!! Just because you want to visit all over the States in our expenses doesn't mean I should have a baby!!

Stop brainwashing my DH that my health will be ruined if I don't have a baby now! DH and I and our DOCTOR knows well what my health is al about!!!

Just GET LOST!!! Don't ever visit us!! I don't want to see your face continuously for 6 months.

I know you will eat up all our money in buying every single little thing that you see!!!

Just F*** you!!!!!

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Queen of materialism

Posted on Fri, Feb. 24, 2017 at 09:17 am

MIL wants EVERYTHING!!!

Is there a balloon with a joker face on it? Yes she wants that. Is there an escalator that can be used in a palace? Yes she wants that. Is there a piece of crap that everyone has but she doesn't ? Yes she wants that.

Who has to buy her all that crap that she demands like a 3 year old????? MY DH.

With whose money? OUR SAVINGS

I don't want to meet her at all. Never never ever!!!

But it's unavoidable!!!

I've explained a thousand times about our financial issues but she turns deaf!!!!

Is she broke?? NOOO

She has a million $$$ savings in her bank and is on a constant income!!!

Will she ever help us if we're in need??? NEVER!!!! Although she pretends she wants to help!!!!

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Two-faced phonies

Posted on Fri, Feb. 24, 2017 at 08:45 am

My in-laws love to have public displays of affection i.e. Birthday parties, anniversary parties,funerals etc. Yet behind closed doors they talk crap about these same people. My husband doesn't understand why I want nothing to do with them? 🤔🤥

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Thanks but no thanks

Posted on Fri, Feb. 24, 2017 at 02:02 am

Dear FIL,

DH has received your invitation for brunch at your place on Sunday. Your sweet "bring her along if you have to" didn't go unnoticed.

So I decided to compile a short list of things that I would choose to do rather than spending another hour in your company:

Swallow a handful of rusty nails
Cut my left arm with a butter knife
Have lunch with Hitler
Get a tattoo of Winnie the Pooh on my forehead
Jump off the Empire State Building
Drink a whole bottle of olive oil in under twenty seconds
Rub my eyes with a south American chili pepper
Swim naked in a shark tank

That's all I can think of for now but if I had another minute to waste, I could certainly come up with a couple thousands more examples.

I hope you will enjoy your brunch with your son.

Sincerely,

Your loving DIL.

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Boohoo SIL.

Posted on Thu, Feb. 23, 2017 at 03:33 pm

Boohoo SIL. I've had the flu the past week, you seemed fine till the attention was off of you, now you act like you're dying. If anyone in the family has the sniffles, you are automatically dying. Get over yourself. It's not all about you.

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