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Beardo Section

Postby Beardo » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:17 pm

I'm proposing the ridiculous...I PROPOSE...we create a separate Beardo section.

We'd have In-Law Talk, Non In-Law Talk, and Beardo Talk

Here's why: Half of what I'd prefer to write isn't suitable for either category.

In fact, it's not suitable for public display without a disclaimer. Sort of a "Beardo Talk: Enter at your own risk. We're not responsible for, nor do we endorse, anything he says."

What I'm saying is right now you're getting half the Beardo, the watered-down version of The Beard. Let go the reigns! Let that Black Stallion buck wild and free, know what I'm sayin'?

If it disgusts, horrifies, offends or is borderline criminal, I'll probably write about it, even encourage it (whether in jest or not). I'll tell you right now you will disapprove of the content on a personal level. You will not like it. It's perverse, disgusting, in poor taste, immature, highly offensive, and even verbally abusive.

Personal attacks certainly will be included, but don't misunderstand, this would be a forum for people that enjoy distasteful topics and verbal abuse, both giving and receiving.

The one restriction I'll adhere to is "No Threats". I won't threaten anyone although it makes for great comedy. It's a sticky wicket - you have to have the right audience for it. It's too easy for some humorless lemming to claim that they've been legitimately threatened. One bad apple ruins it for everyone else. It's a shame that threats would not be included, for I dearly love to threaten people with violence in jest, threats are fertile ground for comedy, but that's just how it has to be. Our lawmakers have made it all too easy for the idiots among us to claim they've been wronged.

Let me know your thoughts to my absurd proposal.
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Re: Beardo Section

Postby Beardo » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:26 pm

Oh, and I will undoubtably be Sexually Harrassing the crap out of everyone.
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Re: Beardo Section

Postby Beardo » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:49 pm

"If topics of a perverse, disgusting, tasteless, immature, immoral and highly offensive nature appeal to you, please enter"...BEARDO TALK <LINK>

Otherwise EXIT <LINK TO: www.disney.com>
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Re: Beardo Section

Postby Beardo » Wed Nov 03, 2010 5:59 pm

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Re: Beardo Section

Postby Phred » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:53 am

Consider it done. I present you with your very own Beardo Section! And, for your unlimited one-liners, your very own Beardo "One-Liners" Section.

Great idea! Glad I could help!
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Re: Beardo Section

Postby Beardo » Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:36 pm

Hahaha NICE, Fred. Way to tell me off - that's the spirit!
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Re: Beardo Section

Postby hatethemall » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:12 am

LOL Phred that's awesome! :lol:
Beardo...you crack me up! Keep posting and I will read!
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Re: Beardo Section

Postby Beardo » Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:22 pm

Phred's response is like a snapshot of the entire history of my life.

"Feel free to eff off" has been the general consensus. You get used to it after awhile
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Re: Beardo Section

Postby hatethemall » Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:10 pm

I really don't think that's what he meant by it. He was joking too! :lol:
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Re: Beardo Section

Postby Beardo » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:40 pm

I know, I'm just saying it's fitting in that way. It's consistent with my experience
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