I Hate My Inlaws!

Welcome to I Hate My InLaws!

In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

So what are you waiting for? Tell us why you HATE YOUR IN-LAWS!!! and read why others hate their in-laws.

If you would like others to reply with advice regarding your in-law situation or if you would like to give advice to those requesting it, please visit our In-Laws Forums.

I Hate My In-laws Stories Feed: RSS Atom

Ideal boyfriend

Posted on Thu, Sep. 03, 2015 at 09:12 am

Really, we should specify in any dating profiles: Your mother has to be dead.

I can't wait until this one is. She's already tried twice. Here's hoping she succeeds soon. Maybe I should give her some tips.

Love This In-laws Story! (14 Loves) Permanent Story Link

Can't you just Go

Posted on Thu, Sep. 03, 2015 at 08:17 am

I hate my mom inlaw and sister inlaw. They have always hated me too. When my bf use to hit me they would blame Me for it and defend him.Here in South Africa abuse to women is very common. When I got pregnant they told my bf to get a paternity test etc. Then, closer to the time of my DD's birth, they started acting all nice to me, buying stuff for baby and visiting regularly (which I Hate). They started saying baby must have my bfs surname (uhm, we aren't married)... They started telling me what to name my child, yes, even the dumb sister in law (who does she think she is?). At hospital after my c section the sister inlaw and mother inlaw were waiting in my room (I asked the staff Not to let them in) as if I wanted to see their ugly faces after surgery?

Ofcourse they say my DD looks exactly like my bf. This is not true. He is indian, I am white, my baby looks white, you do the math!

Now, they want to take over and visit all the time. Sister inlaw says she is baby's "favorite". Sorry, my daughter doesn't know who you are... Get over it!

Mother inlaw tells baby to "come to mama". She is not your child and will never grow up to be like your pathetic no backboned son, who has no respect for me! And, is a momma's boy! I just want to leave but for now I don't have a job... But when I Do get one I will be moving Far,Far, away!

Love This In-laws Story! (13 Loves) Permanent Story Link

There is more..

Posted on Thu, Sep. 03, 2015 at 07:57 am

It is me. The one who lives really close all the inlaws. Currently 14 of them live walking distance away.

The latest? The public school bus stop has been moved in front of our house!

Who waits at the bus stop? Inlaws spawn (and only inlaws spawn!) Mil likes to show up there and talk loudly which wakes me up. Oh what a way to wake up!

What do Inlaw spawn do while waiting? Run in the street and scream of course! I couldn't make this all up! Today, I woke up to mil's voice and children screaming out "bird" at 7:30 in the morning. They had a large vicious type breed dog not a leash with them. A Inlaw toddler was crawling under the said dog by the road. Oh yes, it can be said that the inlaws are interesting.

The mom was very pregnant with with toddler when they had their hillbilly style wedding in one of the inlaws yard across the street.

Two weeks later, they sent out invitations to a baby shower. Oh my... The mother of the baby said I was on the babysitter list. Did I ask? No..... I just looked at her and said nothing.

When winter comes, we are not available to have the children wait in our house for the bus. However, I know that they will ask! Expect the update on the matter in the next segment of the real life version of "Everyone loves Raymond." Otherwise known as my reality! Thank goodness for locking gates, closed blinds, and a broken doorbell (I broke it.) Yes and it felt good and gave me some sanity in a insane Inlaw situation.

For now... Wishing everyone well!

Love This In-laws Story! (13 Loves) Permanent Story Link

Ruined!

Posted on Thu, Sep. 03, 2015 at 01:15 am

Yup! Your son is ruined, all thanks to your shitty parenting!

Are you two satisfied?

He is happy to slip into slob mode and leave the house looking like a bloody tramp!

I am now ready to walk as I see him slowly turning into his revolting father. Useless arse!

He is 45 and needs to be reminded CONSTANTLY that he needs to do what any normal adult does automatically.

Happy now? You have treated him like a baby and this has meant I feel like a nanny rather than a spouse.

How bloody stupid am I for thinking he'd get his act together?!?!? I literally want to kick myself. I have wasted so much time on your silly son.

HAVE HIM!!!!!

Love This In-laws Story! (16 Loves) Permanent Story Link

Hey genius! You aren't getting a visit!

Posted on Wed, Sep. 02, 2015 at 11:43 pm

Give it up you old bat!! You are not, not, NOT, getting a visit this year mil. Dh got a text saying," its time for you to come for a visit. Fall/winter is almost here. At least for a weekend." Dh told you no in the spring, told you no all summer and now he has quit texting you at all. How dare you demand he do something? He's 45! I don't even demand he does stuff and I've been with him longer. He left home at 17 and we've been together 21 years. I'll even make a deal with you. If you text even one time and ask how your gd's are or call them or text them and I swear we will pack up that day and go visit. Based on that we won't be seeing you until your funeral. I'd only go just to make sure that ding, dong, the witch is dead.

Love This In-laws Story! (13 Loves) Permanent Story Link

My Big Fat German MIL

Posted on Wed, Sep. 02, 2015 at 10:52 pm

Once upon a time in the corn land of Indiana,
The evil ugly german woman tried to get her son's wife jumped by his pyschotic ex's! She also ruined all her clothes, shoes, car, furniture, and tried to steal money! She believes she is the only woman for her son. She tried and tried to get her son to divorce the wife. By making up stories of seeing his wife at bars with other men. She bullied the wife about how she cleaned, cooked, and should do EVERYTHING her husband says. But the poor wife worked full-time and went to school full-time. She made more money in a week, then the mother did in a month.
The story is still being written. But not for too long! Because the dear little wife, will be getting a restraining order!

Love This In-laws Story! (18 Loves) Permanent Story Link

Narcissistic Evil Manipulator

Posted on Wed, Sep. 02, 2015 at 08:25 pm

Today I called my mother in law a narcissistic, Evil Manipulator, who has proven to be nothing but a snake in the grass.
It felt wonderful and freeing to finally speak out after years of bottling up my feelings.

Love This In-laws Story! (15 Loves) Permanent Story Link

Tick Tock

Posted on Wed, Sep. 02, 2015 at 07:10 pm

Tic Tock, Tick Tock

That's me waiting.

Tick Tock, Tic tock

That's me waiting for karma. I'm quietly waiting.

Love This In-laws Story! (10 Loves) Permanent Story Link

Life is funny like that

Posted on Wed, Sep. 02, 2015 at 07:10 pm

This next year both my brother and dh's sister will graduate...I can't wait until I see the look on Sil face when she sees the stuffed bear and balloons for MY BROTHER, along with his $3000 cash in an envelope... and for her....oops, if I don't remind dh, he forgets!! Maybe that will make her think and appreciate all the nice gifts and money/clothes we've given her all these years and realize that if she received those things it was because of me, not her brother...and I'm sick and tired of her taking advantage of me and using me for whatever she wants when she needs me, and treating me like crap when she wants to...

Love This In-laws Story! (12 Loves) Permanent Story Link

so there!!

Posted on Wed, Sep. 02, 2015 at 06:55 pm

For years you made me feel bad after gaining weight during my pregnancy. Constantly making fun of me indirectly or directly..
This second pregnancy I decided this was it, you wouldn't put me down no more....I worked out, ate healthy, four months postpartum I look GREAT, back to my ideal weight, and yes, abusive, manipulative, Sil, I look better than you and by the look on your face, you're green with envy!!!

Love This In-laws Story! (10 Loves) Permanent Story Link