I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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cheating ho!

Posted on Mon, Sep. 01, 2014 at 12:10 am

How do you show yourself in a family gathering when everyone knows you are a cheating ho as if nothing ever happened?

fake ass ho!

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Wicked MIL

Posted on Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 at 08:22 pm

Dear Mother inlaw.

You live in our house. You never respect any house rules that your daughter layed down before you moved in. You decided to bring your son around whos tresspassed from our home while were both at work & you throw a fit when you got busted. You spat in my wifes face last night and caused an argument that was all your fault. Your rude & disgusting and Im glad our guests got to see the real you. When you yelled out to me "why are you with that fuckin bitch", its because your daughter is nothing like you. Your a broke bitch living on welfare and were kicking you out in a month. I hope you try stay on the day your to move out so that we can see the cops escort you off our property.

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Going solo

Posted on Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 at 04:17 pm

My husband must be deaf, dumb and blind. He never hears the snotty comments his father directs at me. He doesn't see his sister constantly roll her eyes at me. And he never says a word to defend me. This is why he is going to his family's Labor Day picnic alone. He'll be going solo to all his family events until he regains his hearing, speech and sight!

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Dear Attn-Seeking Vampire Psycho-Bitch

Posted on Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 at 01:24 pm

How I remember you bragging "I have the best life. I have everything anyone could want."

And that all rested on you getting what you want. All the time.

Otherwise you unleashed rants like the raving lunatic you are or play the Ice Queen, giving your son and I the cold shoulder for making you displeased if we decided to deviate from your plans.

Well stupid, attention-seeking, soul-sucking vampire psych-bitch:

1. No 70th birthday party for you. Your only child and your only grandchildren will not acknowledge your birthday in any way, shape or form.

How sad for you.

2. And yeah, no montage of photos celebrating your 50th anniversary. Your marriage & family life is so dysfunctional & depraved that no one will come up to you feeding your ego that you have a beautiful family because you cut your only adult son off remember? So yeah, we won't be there.

You will just have to continue to play the victim and blame, blame, blame.

Your manipulative tactics don't bother us in the least.

You were hoping to feed your insatiable egos with over-the-top parties surrounded by worshipping minions.

You will now have to admit--with the glaring absence of your family--that you are a Total Failure as a Mother & Grandmother.

You are a sick, perverted, depraved, empty, controlling, abusive, manipulative Soul-Sucking Vampire Psycho-Bitch!!

People may pity you but they won't envy you any longer for your so-called perfect life.

So ultimately that is how I have win the war and you have lost!!

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Out of the mouth of Babes

Posted on Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 at 06:58 am

Yesterday my eight year old says to me, "Mom! Mom! Do you know what this character the witch's first name is? Its XXX! That's the same first name as grandma has, ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!"

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Stick-in-mud family

Posted on Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 at 05:49 am

IL's you don't know how to live and be joyful. Everything is a effort to be self-righteous. No understanding of anticipation and no clue about giving and receiving. I have managed to lessen visits with you, but my DH is becoming so much like you that it impacts our family and marriage. Why did you have to be so lacking in boundaries? My DH is like an old fart and he is only mid-forties! I kept thinking I married into a smart family. Every time you would tell me I was doing something wrong, I would agonize over sleepless nights to be better! Now I realize what a waste of time this was. I choose joy in my daily living. I am so tired of the constant negativity. If I say I would like to do something, anything from cooking to going to an event, DH comes out with a sarcastic 'why?' And then proceeds to tell me how dumb whatever I want to do is. Then I realized that is exactly what you do to him (and me and my children). How am I going to go another 20 years like this with him? You will be gone soon because you guys are so old, but your 'legacy' is living on in him and he chooses to be a negative prick! I am so done with being blamed for everything. From morning to night it's gripe after gripe. He blames me continually for children and pet issues. I love my husband, but he is becoming more antagonistic by the day. I forgive over and over, yet if I confront behavior, he quickly projects his behavior onto me. Says I am doing what he is doing, causing drama, etc. i am fed up with the projecting crap! It is so sad because we could be happy and content, but he doesn't give himself permission because ILS are disapproving in his mind. I have fought this for over 20 years now. Made to feel guilty if I order a glass of $5 wine when he buys hundreds of $ of toys. Made to feel guilty for the few and far between vacations. No flowers now for maybe ten years. Guilt trips like you wouldn't believe. Pissed off and praying he improves.

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You lost when you won

Posted on Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 at 12:26 am

Congratulations MIL, FIL, and BILS. Your son and brother is finally free to go back home to you. Isn't that terrific?

Oh, but wait. What happened? He didn't buy return tickets after all? Nope, instead he married the skanky dispatch girl that he was cheating on me with behind my back. You know the one that I'm talking about, right?

That would be the one you welcomed into your home while he was still married to me. The morally bankrupt relationship you encouraged just to ensure that he didn't stay here in my city.

Yep, he dumped us ALL for her and he's not coming home to either one of us! Isn't that something? Oh and she's knocked up too? Even better! the deal is sealed. YOU LOSE!

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SIL'S Middle Aged Golden Children.

Posted on Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 at 06:40 pm

I was at the store later one night and I saw my DH's nephew. He is separated from his wife. Now my in laws always act like their children are golden and their poo-poo does not stink. He tells me that he and his wife are separated and he lived with his parents for a least 2 months and he now has his own apartment. Okay, I really never see you or your wife but I feel sorry for her. (My DH's nephew is a recovering alcoholic and his parents would not give the dil any help with that). And my sil would not tell anyone that her son and dil were separated. Now how stupid is that? This is same in laws that told my DH that he had to divorce me. (stupid biatches), we are still together but that is another story. I am just surprised that my sil would shut her mouth about this. If I hadn't told my dh then no one would have known. Who really cares, it is 2014, not the middle ages, people separate all the time. So my dh blabbed to his sister and now the truth is out and everyone knows. They are having a cook out next weekend and I told DH that he is going without me. I do not need a lecture from my sil about my finding out about her son. You dumb biatch, who really cares. This is karma coming to bite you in the behind, and this is only the start for you, and I am sure it will be following my other in laws also. You have all been so ugly to my dh and I that I am waiting to watch it happen to you. SUCKERS.

Love you wonderful SIL, who's Honey still loves me and we celebrated 18 years of marriage.

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Selfish DH

Posted on Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 at 06:10 pm

It's bad enough you dragged me away from my home close to your family, but then to complain to me how "not fun" I am bc I'd rather take care of your 4 mo daughter then be up all night...seriously?? It's called parenthood...didn't realize you didn't get the memo!

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You Fucked Up, Didn't U?

Posted on Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 at 07:31 am

Do you ask yourself: how did this happen?

How did I lose total control?

One minute you are taunting me that I am on the way out because you are smugly certain that your son, who confides in you, is in the process of kicking me to the curb and upgrading.

In front of your son and your grandchildren!!

The next minute you are completely shut out.

You don't get to see your son or your grandchildren anymore.

And WOW, your son and I are completely together, celebrating our 15th anniversary this weekend!!

Do you take a moment and say "I fucked up?"

Because you did Stupid MIL--huge fuck up!!

Enjoy your new life.

Karma is a bitch!!!

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