I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Bad Move

Posted on Fri, Dec. 15, 2017 at 07:07 am

Instead of sincerely welcoming me into the family my inlaws decided to play games. They set me up to look bad. When my husband and I started to spend holidays on our own and establish our own traditions the gloves came off. They were no longer polite to me, and used guilt to manipulate my husband. If you really cared about having a relationship with my husband you wouldn’t let your own egos get in the way.

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When it's convenient for her lol

Posted on Fri, Dec. 15, 2017 at 04:24 am

I don't even know what you want to call my sil? My mil told me that my sil said to her that im a drug dealer and I have bongs and weed all over my house and will never let her kids over lmao wtf???? Guess what, sil called three days later and asked me to babysit. Yeah, stupid fukn cunt. Go repent and suck on your exhaust you fukn liar. She does this shit to everyone, makes up all kinds of crazy stuff. I stopped talking to her about 3 years ago yay me!!

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BREAKING NEWS!!! There's nothing to report!

Posted on Fri, Dec. 15, 2017 at 12:21 am

My mother-in-law was recently admitted to the hospital.

However.....she did not have a sudden medical emergency that required an ambulance transport. She wasn't feeling well and her physician suggested that she would receive more comprehensive care at the E.R. than he could provide.

So, my father-in-law called my husband in a semi-hysterical state and pulled the (in an authoritative John Wayne voice), "Your mother's in critical condition in the hospital. You NEED to be overly concerned and devote every waking second to her.", routine. It was an exaggeration as my mother-in-law turned out to be in relatively good health. By the way, we live three hours away and our vehicle had broken down so we were not able to be present during this "crisis". Hallelujah for that!

To continue, my father-in-law incessantly telephoned every five minutes to update us on the most ludicrous details. Such as, "Your mother had two bites of pudding" or "Your mother had a bowel movement" and "Your mother liked the utensils that the hospital provides" and (my favorite) "Your mother thinks the hospital should coordinate their curtains and bed sheets". Does this sound like a woman in severe distress on her deathbed?

She was released in a few days. I'm surprised that the doctors didn't diagnose her as possessed by a legion of demons! (I truly believe that both of them are evil) While she was recuperating back home, my father-in-law proceeded to contact us with more impertinent, do-not-need-to-know information. My husband couldn't understand why his father needed to call continuously when there was nothing new to tell. Fake news??!!

I really loathe these two individuals. As it's almost Christmas, I'll add this little story. About four years ago, my in-laws gave us a bag of canned generic food from a food pantry as a present. I'm not kidding. They are very affluent and they actually gave their only son a supplemental food pantry bag of groceries as a gift! They're such lovely people, aren't they?

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Still begging NIL

Posted on Thu, Dec. 14, 2017 at 08:42 pm

The begging is still going on with the niece in law. This begging is a constant in her life. She is still trying to get people to give her things for her pet project of giving to the needy. Well it's 11 days to Christmas and people are more concerned with taking care of theirs not your pet project honey. Keep begging on Facebook, people are tuning you out from what I can see. If you are so concerned, then go out and buy the rest yourself. You have enough for concert tickets, then you have enough to buy what you still need for your give away. Stop begging, we are all sick of it. Instead keep posting your version of the bible and your lame ass videos are how good god is being to you. Your false piety is fast becoming phony and phonier. Seems to me that your so called friends are beginning to see what I have seen from the beginning. You are fake, phony and full of shit.

Unlike you, I have no extra money to give to you. I have a tight budget and unlike you, I do not need to keep polishing my halo to prove my worth. I take care of mine and my charitable giving is quite anonymous as it should be. Not splashed all over FB in order to get likes. I do not base my very existence on what people think of me or how many FB likes I get.

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The Rage

Posted on Thu, Dec. 14, 2017 at 06:33 pm

Ooh... I feel the rage coming on. The mere thought of living closer to you gives me palpitations, specially when I hear you say how you will be dusting off your French books because you’ve already set your beady little eyes on free extended holidays at our expense. Noooo, bouderies will be set and your sorry cheap-ass overplanning selves will have to go somewhere else for your subsidized holidays with your ore-counted teabags and boring as hell Church stories.Don’t dream of it. The door is closed and you’re simply not welcome.

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Passive Aggressive Pettiness

Posted on Thu, Dec. 14, 2017 at 04:58 pm

Okay I have had it this week with my MIL. Me and my significant other are thinking of moving to a different apartment (we want to save on rent and get a nice place for less money). We are doing this so we can save for a house. First, my MIL insists that our apartment choice "isn't good enough" and we need at least two bedrooms (probably so she can stay there). THEN she proceeds to tell me that we need to buy a house and that my significant other will get 50k from his grandparents to put down. When I told her that we want to save money and the time isn't right she tells me "it's his money. You don't get a say in anything. Only he can decide." THEN she plans her Christmas get together on the same exact day and same exact time as my family's Christmas.....and I know she did this to spite me because she already knew my family's Christmas was at this time...it never ends.

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Husband's Mother needs to go ...

Posted on Thu, Dec. 14, 2017 at 03:31 am

My husband's mother... now most people say "mil", but i just cant get my self to even say "mil" well at least not say it out loud ever not even when I have to introduce her to someone. I just say my husband's name and say "this is his mom". She is not my fucking mom and I will never think of her in that way. She makes me so angry on a daily fucking basis. I'm at my wits-ends I hate this lady. I'm so sick of her not listening to me when it comes to my kid, so yesterday my kid is climbing on the furniture I tell my kid no and I put him in time out for a few minutes yesterday. Of course this time out is totally useless when my husband's mother walks over to him and says it OK!!! While im standing there staring at her and telling her to leave the kid alone. And she still doesnt listen. Are you fucking kidding me, she says "it breaks my heart when he cries" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT MY HUSBAND'S MOTHER I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT HOW YOU FUCKING FEEL GO TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES AND BACK THE FUCK UP AND BACK THE HELL OFF THIS IS MY KID NOT YOURS! So I'm pissed off the entire night. Fast forward to morning my husband's mother tries to talk to me, but I have fine tuned the art of ignoring and tuning her out so when she speaks to me I ignore and walk away, come on lets be honest it's either I walk away or I attack her like a lion that hasn't eaten in over a month. So me and my kid have a great morning breakfast play with toys and of course later on that day my kid is climbing the furniture again and doing the same exact thing as the day before because obviously the time out didn't work the day before. So now at this point I'm super frustrated and pissed off and my kid doesn't understand why I'm mad and doesn't understand what he did wrong and is not understanding me when I say anything cause now my kid is crying and now I look and feel like a shitty mom. All because this stupid fucking bitch can't and won't listen to me when it comes to MY fucking KID.

All I can think about at this point is how much of a burden she is and how her underhanded sneaky just plain out ridiculous way she does everything drives me up the wall and how she has to say something about everything I do and it makes me want to scream and shout right to her ugly ass face "I FUCKING HATE YOU BACK THE FUCK UP AND WALK THE FUCK AWAY" and say it very slowly maybe it will sink in (it probably won't sense she's a fucking idiot) well anyways I have missed out on so many things for the past six fucking years (we have only been married for three years) because of her from missing dinners with friends (cause it's dark outside and she can't be alone )(we had to have stupid Friday and Saturday night movie night at the house cause she didn't want to be alone cause it was night time and the world would end if she was alone at night time) a simple weekend trip to Vegas, or just staying out all night for no reason at all (before we had our kid, also before we were married too). Also, she has started so many unnecessary fights between me and my husband. I'm tired and emotionally exhausted of pretending I care and I'm so tired of having the same exact fight over and over again with my husband about her, we don't fight about money or how we together or individually spend it, the way we raise our kid, we auctually
don't fight about anything ... we only fight about her ... I pretend to care and only do it for my husband, but if you really want to know how I feel ... ... I'M JUST WAITING FOR HER TO DIE!!!

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Green Eyed Monsters

Posted on Thu, Dec. 14, 2017 at 01:14 am

IL’s have a lump of coal where their hearts should be, spreading fake love in front of the people they want to fool. They are quick to compliment and even quicker to slander as soon as you turn your back. They huddle together in their misery, gossiping about everyone, including those who have showed them kindness. They thrive off jealousy. Nobody can exist in their world that they can be truly happy for. They hate and imitate. They will lavish you with compliments, stab you in the back, then copy everything you do. They imitate your life and make it become theirs. They imitate the very people they talk about. I never met such a sad group of people. The way they function is depressing. They come from a very dark place but, at the same time, speak of “blessings”. How can they speak of blessings, while cursing everyone else? Do they not think it will come back to them? Everything is a competition. They have to put a price tag on everything because it makes them feel “valuable”. No amount of money can fix whats broken on the inside. No amount of money can buy decency. No amount of make up, plastic surgery, or material things can fix the brokeness they all have inside. They are consumed by their own jealousy, not loving their lives for themselves but, who they want people to believe they are. It costs nothing to be a decent human being. But, because there is no price tag to that, they see no value in it. They’d rather use eachother to gather and fellowship in their misery, being jelly of everyone and puffing themselves up to win the admiration of people who couldn’t care less. It’s been a delightful 14yrs without these miserable beings. I’m sure the Karma bus has ran them over plenty of times but, they were just too stupid to connect the dots back to their own behavior and energy they put out there. My Christmas wish comes true every year they haven’t been in our lives.

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Posted on Wed, Dec. 13, 2017 at 03:43 pm

I don't know what to buy nieces and nephews for Christmas, I literally don't know them. I don't want to know them, really they do not exist to me. It is strange thinking if buying a gift for a child who does not even exist to me. Come to think of it they never thanked me for last year's gifts, I shall buy them paper, envelopes, stamps and candy. I may even write my address on a few envelopes and affix the stamp myself. Candy, they will get a whole box filled with it, hard, cold, artificially sweet candy, CHEERS!

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Still not missing any of you

Posted on Wed, Dec. 13, 2017 at 01:00 pm

Dear ILs,
Seven years ago was the last Christmas that I went to the store, bought gifts and gift cards, wrapped all nicely and trekked to the post office to ship a good Christmas to the PILs and their spawn.
Since then, both PILs died and the rest of DHs siblings betrayed us over money. My DH cut them off completely. As I watched the reminders on the news about shipping deadlines this year, I breathed a sigh of relief. NO MORE!

Good Riddance to bad rubbish. Really bad rubbish.
Merry Christmas, indeed!

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