I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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REAL TRUTH

Posted on Mon, Jun. 26, 2017 at 01:23 pm

The real nasty annoying truth abouth in-laws is/mine here/ THAT I thought they were NICE, I BELEIVED it and wanted it...until we were married. NOW I see they ARE NOT my friends, BUT they are MY ENEMIES. MY REAL ENEMIES. MY WHOLE HEART is saying that.They DO NOT WANT OUR BEST, THEY JUST PRETEND. THEY ARE ABSOLUTE, F. LIARS.
All they do is roll eyes, and pretend is for our good, when it is only about THEM AND THEIR F. INTEREST. THIS IS SO HYPOCRITICAL AND MEAN. TO the point that I just want to destroy them, or vanish from EARTH. IF I could, I would never breathe a single breath of air near them.

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You had to share the news before my 12 week mark?

Posted on Mon, Jun. 26, 2017 at 08:17 am

We shouldn’t have told you we were expecting… we should have waited to tell you. Why? Because you can’t keep your f’ing mouth shut. You don’t even live here anymore but you just had to call your friend that you never see to tell her the news. How do I know you told her?... because your friend decided to loudly congratulate me at a large fundraising event I was hosting. Did you forget that I have a history of miscarriage? Did you forget that I am not that far along? Did you forget your brain? I haven’t even told my Grandparents or my employers, who I wasn’t planning to tell for another month. Thank you for pushing me into such an awkward situation. But I should have expected nothing less from you. You can’t contact me anymore to say hurtful things so you have to try other ways.
I haven’t spoken to you in months (they’ve been the most peaceful months I’ve had since I met you) so I’m not sure why you’re even excited… you hate me (I hate you too  ) and your son (my DH) barely speaks to you. Oh we won’t ‘keep’ you from our child, you’ll do that on your own. Example: You could see your first and only grandchild whenever you want... But you don’t. Then you complain about how you don’t deserve to be treated this way and you have a right to see your grandchild… no one took that ‘right’ away in the first place.
The mother of your grandchild was trying hard to be fair to you and give you the time you wanted with him, but you fucked that up didn’t you. Now she won’t speak to you because you spread lies to each of your sons and their SOs. We should all keep you out of our lives you psycho.

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Trouble Makers...

Posted on Mon, Jun. 26, 2017 at 08:04 am

You both are!

You talk shit, you lie, you imply things that simply are not true. Stinking liars the pair of you.

We are bored of your continued nonsense and waffle, spiteful gossiping and shot stirring.

The idiots you deceive are nothing to do with us, we don't see them, we don't value their company as we never bloody see them.

So I can only laugh! As annoying and pointless as you are, how much you fake situations just to be able to chat crap, it's pretty much a waste of time as we never see your twit friends and equally toxic over the hill family...so...screw you!

You and yours will not be around for very much longer! 😂😂😂😂😂

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No Means No

Posted on Sun, Jun. 25, 2017 at 08:20 am

Husband's cousin invites us to her father's birthday party. My husband tells her we already made a commitment to attend a high school graduation party. She says that's okay, you can leave that party early and still come to my party. No, we already told you, we have a prior engagement. That pretty much sums up my husband's family, thinking the world revolves around them.

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Toxic People

Posted on Sat, Jun. 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

The older I get the more furious I am about assholes who repeatedly cause problems in the lives of others and they never seem to get punished for it.

Most of us have to bend over and put up with a lot of crap from other people...so on those occasions when you don't have to you need to take advantage of it and tell that cancerous person to f$&@ off.

Last year after 26 years of crap from the MIL, I finally gave her a long over due cussing out and I can't tell you how good it felt.

I plan on doing the same with her witch face daughter at some point.

Don't put up with shit you don't have to.

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She is so selfish!!

Posted on Sat, Jun. 24, 2017 at 09:21 pm

Staying with MIL for a couple days on vacation. Haven't seen her in a year. She complains that she misses our boys, but wasn't in town when we got here. Then she wants to wake them when she does arrive (at midnight!), because she misses them. Yeah. Then complains she hasn't seen them in so long. Ummm who has disposable income and could visit any time? (She has a lot of excuses for why she can't leave home, though she manages it to go see other people). She misses our boys so much she doesn't call or skype them? She wanted to peek in on them, potentially waking them up, because she allegedly missed them soooo much. Yeah I have seen no evidence that she missed them at all. Screaming in my head so I won't say anything.

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SMH

Posted on Sat, Jun. 24, 2017 at 08:07 pm

Latest passive aggressive psycho behavior: we are introducing our baby girl to my husband's family and my MIL goes on about how everyone wanted a girl and lists their names. But who wanted a boy? Me!? Thanks jerk. I never said that EVER and you make me look like I am disappointed with the baby that I love more than anything in the world. What a weirdo

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I MARRIED INTO A FAMILY OF PSEUDO-NAZI PSYCHOS

Posted on Sat, Jun. 24, 2017 at 02:58 pm

If my husband's one sibling sn't always asking daddy for money then the other sibling is lamenting how the spouse doesn't have sex any more. You are both useless pieces of garbage. And your spouses are psychotic. I want to spend time with you at family events like I want to jump into an active volcano. Fuck you all.

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Mrs steal your son

Posted on Sat, Jun. 24, 2017 at 03:32 am

The mother of my husband thinks I am stealing her son. Damn, as a 28 year old married individual aint it normal to not spend every weekend with your boring ass parents? Jfc

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HATE, DESPISE, AND LOATHE THE MIL!!!!!

Posted on Fri, Jun. 23, 2017 at 10:46 pm

Once again, another I hate,despise, and loathe my MIL story! It happens AGAIN, the husband and I rarely ever argue/fight, EXCEPT when it has to do with the most stupid, self-absorbed, everything must "be my way, you bow down to me" (HER EXACT WORDS NOT MINE)(AND YES SHE SAID THAT TO MY FACE) most horrible MIL that ever dropped on the fucking face of the planet! SO...im sure everyone at one point in their life has said or thought to themselves "I hate that person", wether it was a friend, co-worker, or just that random person at the bank or grocery store! Now, those people you can easily get rid of find new friends, ignore that person/get a new job, or go to a different bank or grocery store! Now my problem is this horrible piece of absolute shit MIL just won't go AWAY! I now understand the true meaning of "HATE, DESPISE, AND LOATHE" I never thought I could ever fell this way about anyone!

She wants, no WAIT "WANT ISN'T THE WORD IT SHOULD BE NEEDS" to be part of every decision. GEE...MIL should my husband and I have sex tonight or tomorrow? Should we make another baby or is now not a good time for you? Should I put gas in the car or just wait till I'm stranded on the side of the road? Should I put clothes on the baby or just let the kid run around naked? MIL, you "need" the password to the online bank accounts so you can see how were spending our money??? WTF??? Why don't you go spend some time with your other son and give him and his wife the crappy shitty absolute ridiculous advice you are constantly giving me! THAT'S RIGHT! He doesn't have time to see you. (DAMN LUCKY BASTARD BIL GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING)(THAT'S A STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY).But here I am hiding in the bathroom from you writing this story! See old hag MIL, nobody wants you (ESPECIALLY ME)or wants you around. Did I mention "I HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU" (THAT'S ME YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, WELL QUIETLY THE BABY IS SLEEPING)!

MIL, Why don't you get in your car and just drive when you run out of gas get out of the car and just walk and keep walking and walking! Drive and walk in the total opposite direction of where I might be at that point in time! I just want you to go AWAY!!!

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