I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Don't Push Your Luck!

Posted on Sat, Feb. 06, 2016 at 01:41 am

Seriously! You are ringing nearly every damn day and it is getting to be irritating!

WE will say when we are ready, quit trying to force things or that is it.

Take the fucking hint you massive pain in the backside!

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No you sound like a pedophile

Posted on Fri, Feb. 05, 2016 at 07:00 pm

So the MIL lives next door. I cut her out of kids & my life years ago. She has this huge in ground pool that she thinks makes her big stuff. So when I cut her off we stopped going over to swim. It upset her: she whined, complained and carried on with DH who turned around & did the same with me. I asked DH what kind of message does it send our kids that we do not put up with abuse but we will use them to get something we want. That ended that.

So we have new neighbors move in. Never met them heard they were weird and of course hanging out with MIL and hearing all her lies. Thankfully they moved out a few months after the following incident. I get a phone call from the woman.

"Hi, I am X I just moved in and want to take your kids swimming at MIL . I can come down & get them now for you."

"EXCUSE ME?"

"Well, swimming is good for kids and you should really let them go."

"First off I am their mother and if anyone is going to take them swimming it will be me. Second, as though it is ANY of your business, I take my kids swimming all the time at my parent's house and friends' houses."

"WELL, you don't have to get angry. I was just trying to be nice"

"No, calling a complete stanger and asking to take their young children off somewhere without their mother is not trying to be nice it is the sure sign of a pedophile. " I hung up.


That was the last time MIL put someone up to doing this nonsense.

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REASON #9,079 WHY I HATE MIL

Posted on Fri, Feb. 05, 2016 at 06:53 pm

Back when hubby and I had a couple of toddlers, two car seats and baby gear, a compact economy car pushing 80,000 miles and countless 8 hour drives to visit both sides of the family for holidays, birthdays, etc...MIL shows off her brand new, huge SUV, complete with two DVD players in the backseat. MIL (empty nester) never transported our children anywhere and never offered to babysit. It was just another FU DIL moment.

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Never see come see

Posted on Fri, Feb. 05, 2016 at 01:45 pm

Before I got married I loved who I was. I loved my life. I had a past relationship that was difficult to get out of, but eventually I got the courage and I got out of it. I then started seeing this amazing guy. Most perfect man you can think about. He was a professional, smart, ambitious, kind, caring, loving and he wanted me sooo bad. After dating for a year he proposed and we started to plan out wedding. I started to see signs in advance that I would be dealing with tough in laws but I didnt let it worry me. I knew that no matter what, once I remain true to myself I should have no problems. Sadly that isnt true. My husband's brother and his wife are very selfish, controlling people, and it showed up when we were planning our wedding. After getting married my BIL and SIL would say rude mean things to me that would really hurt me and my dear husband would say nothing! nothing! nothing ! Never to defend me. His mother who is who she is because she had to deal with some tough times with my FIL always said harsh things to me. ALways bringing up my husbands ex gf in conversations and fondly remember her. my SIL did the same. What annoys me is that this woman is no even his sister. She is married to his brother. She grew up in the country side and when she made it 'big' she completely forgot about where she came from. We have a saying for the . 'Never see come see'. It means that a person who never experienced certain things in life changes completely when they experience better things.

She never has anything nice to say, recently commenting on my choice of clothes. What has me pissed off the most is my husband never stands up for me. He says that his family treats him like that and I should understand that is who they are. Husband I LOVE U but u are talking reallll crap. Seriously? I feel like I want to scream on most days. I feel like just leaving and going somewhere where no one knows me. I am tired of being treated like this. I left my home and moved to what some might consider another state for my husband. I left my job, family and friends. ALl for him, and I cant even have him stand up for me.

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f**k off mil

Posted on Fri, Feb. 05, 2016 at 12:43 pm

Mil f**k off! Seriously!just f**k off......



Love ❤ DIL

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Who's the ditziest of them all?

Posted on Fri, Feb. 05, 2016 at 12:43 pm

NIL, only you could be that airheaded. Who do you pray to, anyway, your mirror? It's good to hear that you're cutting back, though. Your liver thanks you. If ignorance is bliss, you must be in a perpetual state of ecstasy. Not an actual state, with roads and trees and stuff. Thought that might be confusing for you. You're welcome.

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Lesson in Peace

Posted on Fri, Feb. 05, 2016 at 12:35 pm

I don't have an in-law problem, I have a husband problem. He allows his parents to get away with inappropriate statements and actions. For whatever reason, he can't stand up to them. I told him I expect him to take a stand. I told him I don't expect him to yell or be unkind, but make it stop. He just can confront them. Now I avoid his family gatherings. I don't miss the gatherings or his family. I choose peace!

On the other hand, my family accepts my husband. He is loved and treated with respect. No one in my family has EVER made any negative comment to him or to me about him. If they did, I would immediately nip it in the bud.
I just don't get it. But, in the end, I am happy that I have found peace. Ahhhh...feels great!

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Guess who smells like turds and doesn't even know

Posted on Fri, Feb. 05, 2016 at 05:53 am

You do! Hey, MIL, guess who plays nice for the sake of the kids and my DH? I do! I hate you bitch! Don't ever get it confused. I'll slow roast your ass at the first opportunity. Fuck you, you miserable charlatan.

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I just hate you

Posted on Fri, Feb. 05, 2016 at 05:50 am

I really just hate you. I couldn't list all of your asshole moves without boring the average reader. I think you're the scum of the universe and I hope mother nature recycles your ass into soil soon enough. Mother of my spineless, can't-think-for-himself husband, I want YOU to star in a "Help! I've fallen and I can't get upppp!" commercial that's actually reality. I'll leave your ass there for dead. I'll cover you with a sheet, make coffee, use your body as a table and use your schnoz as leverage for my coffee spoon. I hate you from the inside out. I hate you from the top to the bottom. I hate you from the earth to the moon. In my dreams I run you over with a car, you flatten like the cartoons depict, except there's no coming back to life for you. You actually stay as roadkill. Ahhh... If only.

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You make hating you so simple

Posted on Fri, Feb. 05, 2016 at 05:40 am

You were born in the forties. Before you shove those prehistoric beliefs upon me, pick up a book from recent years and note how significantly things have changed since you were unfairly blessed with child decades ago. Fuck you and your ignorant ass beliefs with a heated, spiked penis. I truly wish you would just move to another continent. I can't stand you and I'm not circumcising this son of mine. I'm not subjecting him to the equivalent of cutting a dogs tail simply for aesthetic reasons. Eat a bag of broken glass witch.

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